I read that someone somewhere wants Santa to say “Ha, ha, ha!” instead of “Ho, ho, ho!” This is just insane, people, it goes too far. I know the whole “Merry Christmas” vs “Happy Holidays” greeting gets people into an uproar, but I’m not one to get too uptight over it and come on, we all know Jesus wasn’t actually born on December 25th, Rome just needed to replace a pagan holiday, so I’m okay with people saying Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays, it doesn’t offend me. I think boycotting stores who have their clerks say “Happy Holidays” is actually a very ignorant thing to do. Newsflash, not everyone who shops in December is Christian, nor is Christmas the only religious holiday going on. How would you feel if you kept having people say “Happy Chanukah” to you all the time and you weren’t Jewish? This isn’t majority rules, this is supposed to be a season of joy, hope, and peace. Let’s all be a little more tolerant, isn’t that was Jesus wanted in the first place? But what’s this I hear, someone wants to mess with Santa? “Ho, ho, ho” is what Santa says. End of story. I don’t care if it is the urban slang for 3 whores, it didn’t start off that way, so take your “Ha, ha, ha” and shove it up your ass!